Teething Ring

"Teething Ring" by James Causey is a science fiction story that tells of Melinda Adams, a homemaker, and Porteous, a wandering alien vendor who thinks she lives in a less advanced society. The tale investigates themes of social misconceptions and the humorous results when technological progress encounters what appears to be a basic environment. Melinda is first bothered by Porteous's arrival but becomes fascinated by his collection of strange equipment. Despite her reluctance, she interacts with him, displaying her customs and lifestyle. When Porteous offers a neural tool that he says may improve her son Harry Junior's intelligence, Melinda's protective urges take over. The story takes an unexpected turn when a Galactic Security officer comes, revealing that Porteous's assumptions about Melinda's world were incorrect and prompting questions about classification and cultural context. Finally, Harry Junior exhibits a uniquely childish goal, dreaming of amazing accomplishments that feel hilariously unattainable, as Melinda considers the events of the day.