Two Whole Glorious Weeks

"Two Whole Glorious Weeks" by Will Worthington is a science fiction satire where a couple's vacation at what seemed like a peaceful summer camp transforms into an unexpected nightmare of forced labor and strange regulations. Bertha and her husband find themselves trapped at "Morton's Misery Farm," where their anticipated relaxing getaway quickly spirals into a world of oppressive tasks and bizarre rules after they unknowingly sign away their freedom. The story illustrates their struggles with tasks like hauling manure and smashing rocks, all under the watchful eyes of ruthless guards, while their connection is tested by little contact. Oddly enough, the dire conditions of the camp prompt a realization about the value of life that is far different from the luxury they are used to, making them question what happiness and gratification really mean. The story is a funny yet biting observation on how society views fun and happiness.