The madness of Lancelot Biggs

** "The Madness of Lancelot Biggs" by Nelson S. Bond is a humorous science fiction story set on the spacecraft Saturn, where officer Lancelot Biggs finds himself entangled in romantic pursuits and professional rivalries against the backdrop of an important interstellar football game. Biggs is caught between his feelings for Diane Hanson, the captain's daughter, and her father's disapproval, all while needing to repair the ship's radio to broadcast the game. Complications arise when Biggs makes a daring bet, jeopardizing both his love life and his ambitions. As they fix the radio, hilarious mix-ups and ingenious scientific solutions lead to an unforeseen resolution involving Biggs' invention of a unique audio plate. Ultimately, Biggs wins Diane's heart, proves his worth, and brings harmony to the ship's strained relationships through a combination of wit and ingenuity. **