Women I'm Not Married To

"Women I'm Not Married To" by Franklin P. Adams is a funny collection of short stories that came out in the early 1900s. The book is full of amusing thoughts about different women the storyteller has met, touching on subjects like love, looks, and funny habits. It's a fun look at relationships and why we like certain people, giving us a peek into what the storyteller thinks and feels about each woman. The storyteller shares his time with women, like Elaine, who is very beautiful but only thinks about herself, and Maude, who worries too much about small stuff. These stories show off Adams' funny way of seeing things and honestly saying why he and these women didn't get married, usually with a bit of sarcasm. The women represent different kinds of people, and Adams uses clever writing to show both the good and bad parts of dealing with them, making it a fun read about romances that never happened.