"Object, Matrimony" by B. M. Bower is a funny story from the early 1900s about a cowboy named Bud Preston and his boss, Shooting-star Wilson, and the crazy world of finding love in the countryside. Shooting-star, who lives in a wildly decorated house he calls the Hall of Mirth, decides he wants a wife and answers an advertisement from a woman named "Lonesome Ann." He's really excited when she comes to live with him, but things don't go as planned because she doesn't like his house or him as much as he'd hoped. Eventually, they get a quick and funny divorce.

Object, Matrimony
By B. M. Bower
When a cowboy's dream of finding a wife through an advertisement turns into a hilarious disaster, he learns that love isn't always as simple as it seems.
Summary
About the AuthorBertha Muzzy Sinclair or Sinclair-Cowan, née Muzzy, best known by her pseudonym B. M. Bower, was an American author who wrote novels, fictional short stories, and screenplays about the American Old West. Her works, featuring cowboys and cows of the Flying U Ranch in Montana, reflected "an interest in ranch life, the use of working cowboys as main characters, the occasional appearance of eastern types for the sake of contrast, a sense of western geography as simultaneously harsh and grand, and a good deal of factual attention to such matters as cattle branding and bronc busting." She was married three times: to Clayton Bower in 1890, to Bertrand William Sinclair in 1905, and to Robert Elsworth Cowan in 1921. However, she chose to publish under the name Bower.
Bertha Muzzy Sinclair or Sinclair-Cowan, née Muzzy, best known by her pseudonym B. M. Bower, was an American author who wrote novels, fictional short stories, and screenplays about the American Old West. Her works, featuring cowboys and cows of the Flying U Ranch in Montana, reflected "an interest in ranch life, the use of working cowboys as main characters, the occasional appearance of eastern types for the sake of contrast, a sense of western geography as simultaneously harsh and grand, and a good deal of factual attention to such matters as cattle branding and bronc busting." She was married three times: to Clayton Bower in 1890, to Bertrand William Sinclair in 1905, and to Robert Elsworth Cowan in 1921. However, she chose to publish under the name Bower.