"Goops and How to Be Them" by Gelett Burgess is a guide for kids on how to be well-behaved, using silly poems and pictures. It teaches children about good manners by showing them the opposite: the Goops, who are messy and rude. The book covers important things like being polite at the table, sharing with others, and keeping things tidy. Each poem shows the Goops behaving badly and then explains how children should act instead. The fun rhymes and drawings make it easy and enjoyable for kids to learn about being kind and respectful.

Goops and How to Be Them
By Gelett Burgess
Discover a world of hilariously bad behavior and learn how to be good with a book full of mischievous characters and playful lessons in manners.
Summary
About the AuthorFrank Gelett Burgess was an American artist, art critic, poet, author and humorist. An important figure in the San Francisco Bay Area literary renaissance of the 1890s, particularly through his iconoclastic little magazine, The Lark, and association with The Crowd literary group. He is best known as a writer of nonsense verse, such as "The Purple Cow," and for introducing French modern art to the United States in an essay titled "The Wild Men of Paris." He was the illustrator of the Goops murals, in Coppa's restaurant, in the Montgomery Block and author of the popular Goops books. Burgess coined the term "blurb."
Frank Gelett Burgess was an American artist, art critic, poet, author and humorist. An important figure in the San Francisco Bay Area literary renaissance of the 1890s, particularly through his iconoclastic little magazine, The Lark, and association with The Crowd literary group. He is best known as a writer of nonsense verse, such as "The Purple Cow," and for introducing French modern art to the United States in an essay titled "The Wild Men of Paris." He was the illustrator of the Goops murals, in Coppa's restaurant, in the Montgomery Block and author of the popular Goops books. Burgess coined the term "blurb."